Sorry i have not posted in a long time. I moved houses and I am still trying to sort out my internet connection.
So here's a little joke to whet your appetite
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono, the lead singer, asks the audience for some quiet, then he slowly starts to clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, " I want you to think about something; every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A Jamaican in the front yells out, "Den stop clap yu rass hand nuh man."