Quick JOKE

Since I have been moving and travelling I just thought I would make u smile a little before things got back on track again.

Nigeria Airways

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

Mad Hectic

Its been a crazy two weeks I found a room to rent, went off to paris for a couple of days came back and found out the landlord messed me up and now i am roomless again. so the hunt to rent a room starts all over agin and this time i only have until thursday. I trust that God will come through. Any way I am back so expect some freshness.
Peace

WOW

Nigerian Idol - lol

Prison vs Work

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear...


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Enjoy.................

419 comes to Work

It seems no workplace or vocation is exempt from the powers of 419. lol
This was posted on my workplace website today:

Fraudulent e-mails concerning British Pharmacopoeia
The Agency has received several e-mails from overseas requesting assistance in purchasing the latest British Pharmacopoeia (BP) from countries including Benin and Nigeria. These are fraudulent attempts to obtain copies of the BP without payment. Please forward any you receive to Richard Turner in the BP Unit.

PIC OF THE DAY

New Camera New Style

I just upgrade my camera big time. From a samsung D600 camera phone to a Nikon D40 DSLR.
Thanks be to God and Lazenya

Where I am coming from

This is in connection to the Video post on Khat
Please read 1 CORITHIANS 6 VRS to 20 if possible to understand what i beleive and strive to base my life on with the help form Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God.

As you may be aware of I am a christian and I have a personal relationship with jesus and try as much as possible to be christ-like. This stand to follow the Lord of Lords obvously plays a major part in my post and comments. I would like to invite you to ask any questions or critiques about this relationship with God and I will try my best to anwer them.

Roll Call

Hi I would like to thank all that have taken their time to view this blog. May God and Jesus (lol) richly bless your lives in all your endevours and may you enjoy your relationship with them.Special thanks to all those who have left their comments. This is greatly appreciated.

THIS IS A ROLL CALL - PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS BOX
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To Chew or not to Chew

From Starred Photos

The local Laundromat has over the years become the centre where drug addicts come to get their fix (abuse).
This is a conversation with a Somalian man who is hooked on Khat a leaf that is chewed around here by a large Somalian population in the UK. The drug is legal in the UK but illegal in America.

I have seen loads of people under the influence of this drug with some people acting normal whilst chewing it(except for the spitting of the nasty green residue) but what I fear is the effect the drug has on people who are totally addicted and display psychotic and junkie tendencies. The man in the video has been seen on occasions by me pacing up and down the streets in a dazed manner and sometimes sleeping rough around the den where the drug is sold.




What do you think about Khat? Its effect and how it ties in with drug abuse from weed to alcohol.
Did God produce create these plants for medicinal purposes or abuse and would he approve of how man has utilized plants and their extracts?

On reflection I thought this video was not as funny as it seems but a sad reflection of the fall of man into sin as a result of the events in the Garden of Eden.
Please remember to pray fro people under all sorts of abuse in their lives.
Take Care.

Here are more Khat videos:





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LONDON CALLING

WHERE
Alexandra Palace, Alexandra Way, London N22 7AY
TIMES
Sunday 27th May: 10.30am - 7.00pm
Monday 28th May: 10.00am - 7.00pm

ADMISSION
£10 per ticket: Exclsive offer for the early birds: visit www.afrohairshow.com for 2 tickets for the price of 1

The Afro Hair & Beauty Show is the biggest hair, beauty and lifestyle exhibition for young black women in Europe. Now celebrating 25 years of being at the front of the scene, the show will now be reborn as Afro Hair & Beauty Live with more demonstrations, more makeovers and more ways to get involved than ever before.


WHERE
The Old Truman Brewery, 91 Brick Lane, London E1 6QL
TIMES
10.00 until 19.00 FRI - MON

ADMISSION
free

Want to find the next big name in art?
Follow the example of the most savvy art collectors and browse Free Range during June and July 2007...

Free Range is the Europe’s largest graduate showcase of over 2,500 art and design students from 60 of the UK’s top Universities nationwide. Situated at the Old Truman Brewery in East London’s Brick Lane, there is something for everyone – all the artistic disciplines are covered, including art, design, photography, interiors, textiles and product design. Best of all, its free admission!


Banksy
It’s the last chance to catch some signed canvasses from the hand of the waggish Banksy. Winding down after an all too brief period, the exhibition showcases some of the artist’s wittiest work. Includes daubs that take a swipe at everything from royalty to Tesco.
The Andipa Gallery, 162 Walton Street, SW3. Until Sat 24 Mar.
Infor: 020 7589 2371.

The release of one of the most comprehensive literatures on street wear is just around the corner. The first copies of Steven Vogel’s book, simply titled “Street Wear” will be exchanged Wednesday May 9th between 7pm and 10pm at The Three Threads store in London. Live entertainment as well as Jamaica’s own Red Stripe beer will be around to quench your thirst.

Address
The Three Threads
47-49 Charlotte Road
London EC2A 3QT
Phone: 020 7749 0503

35 Cents
Blue Elephant
Box Office: 020 7701 0100
Genre: Play Subgenre: Satire
Age suitability: General

It's election time on the romantic Caribbean island of Jamaica. The campaign has, however, been completely overwhelmed by extreme apathy and disillusionment. Fatigued by the ever increasing levels of poverty, debt and corruption, a new student organization called the 'No Confidence Movement' emerges in an attempt to lead the electorate on a national boycott of the general elections.

Opening night: 8 May 2007
Closing: 26 May 2007
Times: 19:45
Detailed schedule: Select Month -
Prices: £10 (£8 concs)



FRED HAMMOND & TYE TRIBBETT
LINE UP: FRED HAMMOND AND RADICAL FOR CHIRST TYE TRIBBETT & GA

FRED HAMMOND AND RADICAL FOR CHIRST TYE TRIBBETT & GA. UK SUPPORT: PRISCILLA JONES JAHAZIEL & ROGER SAMUELS HOSTED BY: MUYIWA PREMIER RADIO & DAVE P
Date :Jun 9, 2007 (Sat)
Location :CARLING APOLLO HAMMERSMITH (London)