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Special Application

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> My Resimay
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> I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
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> I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain
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> I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
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> My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
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> I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
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> hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
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> BRYAN nikname Beefy
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> PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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> Employer's response:...
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> Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
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> It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
> See you Monday.
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Fufuo LONDON style

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I got sent this email of how ghana men and women (probably ashanti) still had to have their fufu just like their mama's made it

Burger King Fight

I chanced upon these two chaps one sunday after church sort of play fighthing infront of burger king in notting hill gtae. This was in full glare of the public and was hilarious - hope you enjoy.

Fonejacker skit

Enjoy

ONLY IN GHANA (click here)

Check these pictures out,they seem really funny at first but on the real the devil messes with our mind and makes us do stupid things when we feel there is no way out but with JESUS there is always a way out.
PEACE

Comment about POST:
Anonymous said...

LOL Only in Ghana...
I wonder where more African men commit suicide? In the UK or in Africa? Anyway lets just sweep it under the carpet over here... Or blame the devil... Yes blame the devil... Thats what we have been taught to do... lmao...

Remember that show I told you about? Well here is a small clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK-L-1eqTsI

11:19 PM

My response
Dude how come you dont attach your name to your posts because it will be nice to know who I am addressing this to. Yes i did watch the clip and no I do not remember talking to you about it.The heading was just a figure of speech and should not be taking literally. You ask some good questions because the incedence of mental illness within the black community in the UK is disproportinately high and may be (not sure)less in Africa?This is correlated with the high number of Black people who are put in mentaly institutions.It is a serious topic which should be looked at and as you said should not be swept under the carpet.

Regarding the Bondocks clip - this poses some good questions about the acceptability of Jesus to Black people because of his colour.My answer to that is that its not about his colour but his blood that washed away my sins. Under the new covenant with God there is no bonded man, Jew or Greek or African for that matter. The clip however to an extent reinforces the steroytypes about black people ie. stupid, obsessed with the N word, gun crazy etc etc.However I guess it trys to address serious and touchy issues from the perspective of a Hiphop orientated culture without seeming to be on a crusade or without being too serious.
Thanks for the Post and stay blessed.

No Show

Sorry i have not posted in a long time. I moved houses and I am still trying to sort out my internet connection.

So here's a little joke to whet your appetite
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono, the lead singer, asks the audience for some quiet, then he slowly starts to clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, " I want you to think about something; every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A Jamaican in the front yells out, "Den stop clap yu rass hand nuh man."

Quick JOKE

Since I have been moving and travelling I just thought I would make u smile a little before things got back on track again.

Nigeria Airways

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

WOW

Nigerian Idol - lol

Prison vs Work

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear...


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Enjoy.................

Only in Africa (this is jokes seriously)

Here are some signs that you won't find anywhere else
in the world except in AFRICA ....

In a restaurant in Zambia:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come
here?."

On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can
help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is
impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see
the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public
toilet:
"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet
hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leone hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Center."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any
but their own graves.

In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please don't read
this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that
people of different sex, for instance a man and woman,
live together in one tent unless they are married to
each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."


And the prize goes to...

On the walls of a 'butchery' (a shack with a
bloodshot, sweaty, short Kikuyu with an axe) in
Kawangware, SW of Nairobi, Kenya.
"We sell all meats.......goat meat, sheep meat, fish
meat, chicken meat, beef meat...."

P.S God made this continent Great

PIC OF THE DAY

I saw this on the wall at Piccadilly Circus station on Tuesday.

EDDIE I WANT HALF
This is what happens to you when you don't give an African Woman Half


Will be updating some video and Pics from the British Museum
A video interview with a Drug addict and My Sleep is the Cousin of Death Picture series
Thanks for Passing by - God Bless You

Hilarious Nigerian 419 SKIT

Ever wandered what it would be like to dupe some 419ners? Well click below and find out. Apologies (Some explicit language is used) just close ur ears lol
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