Prison vs Work

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear...


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Enjoy.................

419 comes to Work

It seems no workplace or vocation is exempt from the powers of 419. lol
This was posted on my workplace website today:

Fraudulent e-mails concerning British Pharmacopoeia
The Agency has received several e-mails from overseas requesting assistance in purchasing the latest British Pharmacopoeia (BP) from countries including Benin and Nigeria. These are fraudulent attempts to obtain copies of the BP without payment. Please forward any you receive to Richard Turner in the BP Unit.

late for work

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Crazy Day in Parliament

The HUB



Yep I made it, I got my lazy ass out of Bed and got to work on time. The chap who kind of supervises us was on holiday so the office was being run by myself and Micheal an IRISH confused, irritable though good person, Labour party faithful, conservative party hater and most importantly as he puts it himself a TONY lover (for those who don't know that is our own uncle tony BLAIR). As the saying goes or so , when the wolf goes away the chicks come to play and boy did he want to play today - more like be the boss and the MP that he is in his mind by trying to delegate to me - what a goat i had to control myself and shut him down quick time or else the office my acerbic retorts might have set the office on fire.

Watch out for this guy one day he will back stab
other politicians

Anyway that was not the highlight of the day ...;.......Something crazy always happens in the corridors of power but today was a bit of an exception, the madness wasn't outside our door today but outside our window. Our office is on parliament street and in fact is number 1 parliament street so u can imagine the noise that filters through the windows when there are demonstrations - to days special was served in the form of some folks from SOMALI LAND

Small gathering of Somalians after protest in front of No 1 Parliament Street!
WE share the office with the staff of Bristol MP Kerry McCarthy who's constituency has a large population of Somalians. She went down to Parliament square to lend her support and when she returned boy did she have a story to tell.

A mundane trip to 'show her face' was transformed into an extraordinary event by former World Boxing Champion, BRITAIN'S one and only black eccentric and Boxer MR CHRIS EUBANK. Whilst in the office what sound like a loud continuous horns from a truck was simply written off as part of the the protest. However upon Kerry McCarthy's return to the office we were enlightened that Mr Eubank had instigated a protest of his own and utilised his monster 32ft Truck with a banner protesting the eminent sending of prince Harry to IRAQ. He speed up and down the road until he felt it was time for an encore, like any man used to applause Mr Eubank simply had to hijack the Somali protest, with one crazy move he stops his truck in literally in the middle of the city right on the main street outside TONY's crib and runs into the 100 or so protesters who gladly rewarded with applause and cheers for his cameo role.The bemused crowd simply went on with the charade without even knowing who he was until the 'KOTI' - POLICE came for him. The whole story just cracks me up so much considering this is not the first time he has pulled something like this off... See below for link to video and articles.
PEACE AND GOD BLESS Y@LL

http://search.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?tab=av&q=chris%20eubanks&recipe=all&scope=all&edition=

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6387231.stm

http://www.blink.org.uk/pdescription.asp?key=2603&grp=27&cat=132
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=437889&in_page_id=1770

9-5

Dont you just hate those mornings when u have to drag yourself out of bed to work. This morning was no exception, I have committed myself to an internship at parliament and this morning not even the glitz and glamour of the old castle could get me out to work. Anyway welcome to my blog and site for KAYOBI which is a little hybrid creative Enterprise I am staring up I hope the bits and pieces I put up are of interest. PEACE and GOD BLESS