GHANA HYPE

Only in Africa (this is jokes seriously)

Here are some signs that you won't find anywhere else
in the world except in AFRICA ....

In a restaurant in Zambia:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come
here?."

On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can
help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is
impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see
the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public
toilet:
"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet
hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leone hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Center."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any
but their own graves.

In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please don't read
this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that
people of different sex, for instance a man and woman,
live together in one tent unless they are married to
each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."


And the prize goes to...

On the walls of a 'butchery' (a shack with a
bloodshot, sweaty, short Kikuyu with an axe) in
Kawangware, SW of Nairobi, Kenya.
"We sell all meats.......goat meat, sheep meat, fish
meat, chicken meat, beef meat...."

P.S God made this continent Great