Special Application

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> My Resimay
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> To hoom it mae cunsern,
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> I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
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> I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain
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> I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
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> My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
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> I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
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> hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
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> Sinseerly,
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> BRYAN nikname Beefy
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> PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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> Employer's response:...
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> Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
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> It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
> See you Monday.
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