Mad Hectic

Its been a crazy two weeks I found a room to rent, went off to paris for a couple of days came back and found out the landlord messed me up and now i am roomless again. so the hunt to rent a room starts all over agin and this time i only have until thursday. I trust that God will come through. Any way I am back so expect some freshness.
Peace

WOW

Nigerian Idol - lol

Prison vs Work

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear...


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Enjoy.................

419 comes to Work

It seems no workplace or vocation is exempt from the powers of 419. lol
This was posted on my workplace website today:

Fraudulent e-mails concerning British Pharmacopoeia
The Agency has received several e-mails from overseas requesting assistance in purchasing the latest British Pharmacopoeia (BP) from countries including Benin and Nigeria. These are fraudulent attempts to obtain copies of the BP without payment. Please forward any you receive to Richard Turner in the BP Unit.

PIC OF THE DAY

New Camera New Style

I just upgrade my camera big time. From a samsung D600 camera phone to a Nikon D40 DSLR.
Thanks be to God and Lazenya

Where I am coming from

This is in connection to the Video post on Khat
Please read 1 CORITHIANS 6 VRS to 20 if possible to understand what i beleive and strive to base my life on with the help form Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God.

As you may be aware of I am a christian and I have a personal relationship with jesus and try as much as possible to be christ-like. This stand to follow the Lord of Lords obvously plays a major part in my post and comments. I would like to invite you to ask any questions or critiques about this relationship with God and I will try my best to anwer them.

Roll Call

Hi I would like to thank all that have taken their time to view this blog. May God and Jesus (lol) richly bless your lives in all your endevours and may you enjoy your relationship with them.Special thanks to all those who have left their comments. This is greatly appreciated.

THIS IS A ROLL CALL - PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS BOX
United Kingdom
Birmingham
Thames Ditton
Brentford
Aberystwyth
Egham – Royal Holloway Massive –Good Blessings with your exams
Reading
London
Bedford
Addelstone
Milton Keynes
Guilford
Poplar - Zina
Manchester
Derby
Basildon
Iver
Croydon
Bournemouth
Kensington

United States
West Virginia
Texas
New Jersey
California
New York
Maryland
Pennsylvania
Illinois
Virginia
Wisconsin
District of Colombia
Canada Ontario
Toronto
U.S. Virgin Islands
Europe
Netherland
Germany
Switzerland
Spain
Portugal
Croatia
Africa
Ghana – My cousin Kobby who will soon be reporting for Ghana Hype
South Africa - Pretoria
Asia
China
Japan
Singapore
Malaysia

To Chew or not to Chew

From Starred Photos

The local Laundromat has over the years become the centre where drug addicts come to get their fix (abuse).
This is a conversation with a Somalian man who is hooked on Khat a leaf that is chewed around here by a large Somalian population in the UK. The drug is legal in the UK but illegal in America.

I have seen loads of people under the influence of this drug with some people acting normal whilst chewing it(except for the spitting of the nasty green residue) but what I fear is the effect the drug has on people who are totally addicted and display psychotic and junkie tendencies. The man in the video has been seen on occasions by me pacing up and down the streets in a dazed manner and sometimes sleeping rough around the den where the drug is sold.




What do you think about Khat? Its effect and how it ties in with drug abuse from weed to alcohol.
Did God produce create these plants for medicinal purposes or abuse and would he approve of how man has utilized plants and their extracts?

On reflection I thought this video was not as funny as it seems but a sad reflection of the fall of man into sin as a result of the events in the Garden of Eden.
Please remember to pray fro people under all sorts of abuse in their lives.
Take Care.

Here are more Khat videos:





Please post your comments

LONDON CALLING

WHERE
Alexandra Palace, Alexandra Way, London N22 7AY
TIMES
Sunday 27th May: 10.30am - 7.00pm
Monday 28th May: 10.00am - 7.00pm

ADMISSION
£10 per ticket: Exclsive offer for the early birds: visit www.afrohairshow.com for 2 tickets for the price of 1

The Afro Hair & Beauty Show is the biggest hair, beauty and lifestyle exhibition for young black women in Europe. Now celebrating 25 years of being at the front of the scene, the show will now be reborn as Afro Hair & Beauty Live with more demonstrations, more makeovers and more ways to get involved than ever before.


WHERE
The Old Truman Brewery, 91 Brick Lane, London E1 6QL
TIMES
10.00 until 19.00 FRI - MON

ADMISSION
free

Want to find the next big name in art?
Follow the example of the most savvy art collectors and browse Free Range during June and July 2007...

Free Range is the Europe’s largest graduate showcase of over 2,500 art and design students from 60 of the UK’s top Universities nationwide. Situated at the Old Truman Brewery in East London’s Brick Lane, there is something for everyone – all the artistic disciplines are covered, including art, design, photography, interiors, textiles and product design. Best of all, its free admission!


Banksy
It’s the last chance to catch some signed canvasses from the hand of the waggish Banksy. Winding down after an all too brief period, the exhibition showcases some of the artist’s wittiest work. Includes daubs that take a swipe at everything from royalty to Tesco.
The Andipa Gallery, 162 Walton Street, SW3. Until Sat 24 Mar.
Infor: 020 7589 2371.

The release of one of the most comprehensive literatures on street wear is just around the corner. The first copies of Steven Vogel’s book, simply titled “Street Wear” will be exchanged Wednesday May 9th between 7pm and 10pm at The Three Threads store in London. Live entertainment as well as Jamaica’s own Red Stripe beer will be around to quench your thirst.

Address
The Three Threads
47-49 Charlotte Road
London EC2A 3QT
Phone: 020 7749 0503

35 Cents
Blue Elephant
Box Office: 020 7701 0100
Genre: Play Subgenre: Satire
Age suitability: General

It's election time on the romantic Caribbean island of Jamaica. The campaign has, however, been completely overwhelmed by extreme apathy and disillusionment. Fatigued by the ever increasing levels of poverty, debt and corruption, a new student organization called the 'No Confidence Movement' emerges in an attempt to lead the electorate on a national boycott of the general elections.

Opening night: 8 May 2007
Closing: 26 May 2007
Times: 19:45
Detailed schedule: Select Month -
Prices: £10 (£8 concs)



FRED HAMMOND & TYE TRIBBETT
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FRED HAMMOND AND RADICAL FOR CHIRST TYE TRIBBETT & GA. UK SUPPORT: PRISCILLA JONES JAHAZIEL & ROGER SAMUELS HOSTED BY: MUYIWA PREMIER RADIO & DAVE P
Date :Jun 9, 2007 (Sat)
Location :CARLING APOLLO HAMMERSMITH (London)

Iraq or Nigeria

My mate William asked me this question at work today.

Lets say u were wrongly accused of a crime and had 2 spend 5 years in prison. You had a choice of serving ur time in the worst prison in Nigeria or the most notorious prison in Iraq. Which one u choose?
I choose Iraq for some funny reason it felt safer with the Americans and Brits there and all.

This was his response:
Really? Even tho u don’t speak the language and they would probably take u for a westerner because u are black?

Which would your choose.

By the way after all that this is what he choose:
Well one is just a rough country and the other is a fully fledged war zone so for obvious reasons

Iraq.

Speaking of prisons the battle over the flesh and sin is fought in the mind, break away from your mental slavery.
Peace and thanks for passing by.

Since I changed my profile picture I thought I would prove once and for all that AFRI CANS can SWIM.
Even if its with the aid of a compressed gas tank and a professional holding your hands sometimes.
Any who check it out. A childhood dream come true in the deep waters of Turkey. Yeah and don't want the middle finger I seem to have lost my will power under water, whatever gesture the guide told me to do I followed like a fool. Ah well. ohh almost forgot, the special lady in the pic lookin all scared is Lazenya my other half.


can anyone guess why they were coming so close?

P.S Gods love can go deeper than any ocean and if you feel your a too deep in sin and away from him, rejoice for he will find you. I would rather get deep into God's love than the love of the World.

Ghana must GO

From background 2007

MY JOUERNEY
The destination is far but the way things are looking with my gran uncle selling the house and with two weeks to find a room to rent I think I would be touching base in Accra sooner than later.
Peace
Stay saved Stay Blessed

PIC OF THE DAY

This was a pic i took today on the central line underground train.
Anyone who can tell me what is actually going on in the picture gets £10.
True Story
God Bless

Under the weather

Ohh Poor me the lovely British weather has finally arrived and I am stuck indoors cause I have developed a serious bout of seasonal allergic rhinitis - Hay Fever to you and me. This darn thing is really stressing me out at the wrong time. My gran uncle sold the house and i got two weeks to get out. So I am room hunting around the Big LDN, if anyone got any hook ups on rooms holla. I will be posting some new fresh stuff for the coming month so stay tuned.
P.S the time spent with God will reflect on the level of happiness in your life.

late for work

wow i have been enjoyin posting so much i am almost late for work.
p.s show some love and drop some lines in the comment box.
pics and jokes BELOW

Only in Africa (this is jokes seriously)

Here are some signs that you won't find anywhere else
in the world except in AFRICA ....

In a restaurant in Zambia:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come
here?."

On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can
help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is
impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see
the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public
toilet:
"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet
hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leone hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Center."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any
but their own graves.

In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please don't read
this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that
people of different sex, for instance a man and woman,
live together in one tent unless they are married to
each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."


And the prize goes to...

On the walls of a 'butchery' (a shack with a
bloodshot, sweaty, short Kikuyu with an axe) in
Kawangware, SW of Nairobi, Kenya.
"We sell all meats.......goat meat, sheep meat, fish
meat, chicken meat, beef meat...."

P.S God made this continent Great

Picture Portfolio

As you may have figured I love pictures so here are some of my favourites.
All taken on my trusty Samsung D600 Camera Phone
They are divided into groups of 6.

Sleep is the cousin of death
Train Station Experiment
Nature - Proclaiming that God is great
Deconstruction
The Laundrette
Exhibitions

This is just a snipet of the collection and I would be dividing them up with explanations of the groups and why I have taken them.
I would leave you to make your own inferences.
I hope you enjoy them and please post a message to let me know what you think.
P.S Jesus got your back if you got his.

Mark Jenkins Exhibition

Its been scorching hot this past week and I have taken some time out to check out some exhibitions. I thought this guys stuff was amazing. Take a look and let me know what you think.

Outcasts

Featuring Mark Jenkins

Exhibition Dates: Fri 13th of April - Sat 12th of May

Washington DC-based installation artist Mark Jenkins has over the past four years experimented with clear packing tape (sellotape) to create cast-based sculpture that he installs in cities as a form of non-permission based street art, a sort of “off-wall” graffiti. The works’ humour and surreal nature has helped generate huge interest amongst the public and re-engaged them with their built environment. Jenkins is now bringing his art to the UK, and for his first solo show at the Lazarides gallery he will present an assemblage of sculptures and documentary street installation photographs.





I will be posting my own Photographs soon, so hold on.
Peace and thanks for passing by.

PIC OF THE DAY

Taking shots with my Camera

Hi hope all is well. I just want you to know that from Today (Monday) until Wednesday there is a fast and prayer for the Youth in London. There are two prayer points.

1) For God to get rid of Gun and Knife Crime in London.

2) To keep our Family, Friends and Loved ones safe.

Please spread the word to as many as possible.

God Bless You.

PIC OF THE DAY

This is a picture of one of Mark Jenkins Street Art Installations that are being exhibited in Soho. He has some amazing sellotape sculptures of which I would been uploading pictures of soon.
If there are any exhibitions, shows or concerts you want me to review for you in London just Holla.
Thanks for Passing by. And Remember Jesus wants us just as we are and just like in the pic he uses the small to correct the BIG.
Peace